I can't f-feel my f-fingers

I'm so ccccold here in facking m.dot.... My parents keep the thermostat at around 17 degrees and wear a goddamn jacket around the house. Lol asians in montreal. So here i am with my cardigan and scarf, freezing. I wouldn't even type if not for the area heater thats sitting right in front of me now. I didn't want to take my hands out of my pockets the whole morning. I sure hope i don't need to poo or pee anytime soon.

So I left my job, I feel happy and relieved in general, but it hasn't really sunk in yet, and i know precisely what time it will start sinking in, i.e. tuesday morning the day i would normally be at work. Then i will probably put on some boomboom music, pour myself a celebratory whiskey and wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah.

(I just turned a quarter of a turn so i could get toasted evenly.)

Hopefully find something suitable soon. Got biiiills to paaaaay.

last night's game

So the Canucks lost, everyone's sad. Did you watch the game? I did – it sucked, I hate Ference and hoped he would get a stroke on ice and die. I can’t believe the Canucks lost it without a decent struggle after coming so close (read: not even).

I understand the riots in the city, seriously, why are people surprised that angry fans and a couple of trouble makers are going to start a riot when your important championship game goes down the crapper? You’re embarrassed by your city, really? Then you clearly don’t understand human nature. When was the last time Vancouver had a riot? 1994 – that’s a lot of bottled up anger, man. Better be like Montreal, small spurts of riots every year to keep the police on their toes and the people unfazed.

Can you imagine if Toronto won/lost a Stanley Cup championship? I’m dreading even the day that they make the playoffs, never mind the finals. They don’t even have to go through the first round, their hoard of annoying fans are going to unleash all the abuse they’ve taken over the past years and be unbearably gloating. They already gloat when they have a streak of 3 wins like they’ve won the Cup and it becomes impossible to put them in their place (luckily the Leafs does that pretty well by shutting them up quick with screw ups here and there).

You don’t see me go right up in people’s grill when the Habs kick ass – I’m just happy for my team. Then again, my team doesn’t get years and years of insults for sucking and being greedy (and who's fault is that).

Habs for next year!

Countdown to Asia and Miscellaneous

I caught up finally with my bro Alex after not seeing him for more than a year (case in point of how horrible I am at keeping in touch). What did he ask me when we sat down at the pub? "Hmmm by the way... what's your boyfriend's name?" It's just one of those wow, who the hell are you kind of moment - like he's close to me, but I've not seen him for so long that he seemed like a stranger.  Anyhow I miss the good old days when we used to hang out together a lot more, in Montreal.

My next job, I'm going to make sure I'm not working with Asian females. They are loads of fun and the nicest people, but they're also reeeeeally hardworking. I want to be the one with the most work ethics in my group, goddammit.

I bought a curling iron the other day, meaning to try and curl my hair up all pretty and nice. Little did I know it takes patience (my genetic defect) and involves some thought process around how to part your hair to best uniformly curl it. So I do what everyone does when they need to learn something nowadays - I youtubed it. And there I was, taking advice from some ditzy chick who doesn't speak proper English and a lady with a trailer park accent and guess what? It worked! Never judge a book by its cover, aye, aye.

I don't know what to wear for my birthday party tomorrow. I don't want to wear the same things I wore before but that's all I have - didn't have time to shop. Meh I wish I was skinny and fit so I can throw on any tshirt and just wear bling. Ahhh steak and bacon, how I love thee, how I loathe thee.

I found the perfect pooping stall at work the other day. It flushes for like 5x longer than the normal toilet... so you just flush it when you're ready to go and when it finishes flushing you're done. Automatic and continuous courtesy flush. So clean, so elegant.