I went to church and didn't combust instantaneously!

Dear nominal Christians (I'm serious, that's what you guys are officially called), and fellow heathens, for the second in 7 times now I've attended the premarital class at the church yesterday. Not surprisingly it is composed of mostly Christian couples. Coincidentally, it was just as boring as any other religious venues I've visited with a speaker... after being told the second class in a row that non-Christians are not blessed with never-ending-love-capable souls and that unions of baptized Christians are the only true soul-mate unions, and that you should keep making babies until they just fall out of your body (they are gifts from god!), I can only keep assuming that the "good stuff" is at the end (regarding household conflicts, communications, finances, etc.) and in the mean time try to entertain myself into not falling asleep.

So I took notes to stay awake - interestingly enough, I had a coffee about 30min before attending class and it had no effect whatsoever; however I could not sleep until 1AM

At the insistence of my soon-to-be-non-soulmate nominal Christian fiancé, I posted them here. Hope they can mildly entertain you as well (click on image for larger version)