Wednesday July 11, 2012 - 2 days before Friday the 13th, I had the brilliant idea to skip lunch (because instant noodles are bad for you) and drink half a bottle of plum wine (because it's refreshing, and should count towards daily fruit intake), to then go biking down 8km in the deadly 36 degrees weather at 2pm. To buy flip flops. Why? Beeeeecause.
Anyhow, it turns out, idea was harebrained as can be (who would have guessed - not me)... as I got off the bike my heart started beating fast - too fast. My legs weakened and I started losing vision. I passed out leaning against the bike, against the wall, thinking I'll be jacked by some bum on dirty Queen street. Luckily it was only for 2 minutes and I slowly came to. Got some food in me. Bought flip flops in a haze. Got home.
Now I have an overly-expensive pair of flip flops to remind me the moral of the story. Outdoor is scary.
WHY U NO EAT?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteNever again!!!!
coming from Mish, I wouldn't be surprised..
ReplyDeleteSo which one is on the bucket list, "Plum wine = lunch", or "buy a pair flip flop while under the influences"?
ReplyDelete...touché.
Deletelolololol.
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