"doremish, your new credit card statement is ready"

I clicked on it, took a look at the bottom figure and found myself in a "Shopaholic" situation - what the hell? there must have been a mistake. I did NOT spend that much. 

So I went through each and every item and, I don't know if anyone else actually feels this way as they go through their credit card bills, but it was basically: "Oh yeah, well that's an one time expense, that's one time, one time... well how many straightening irons do I need in my life? one time." 

Every month, I go through this one-time prayer... and it never works. Somehow, I manage to have recurrent one-time expenses. This month I might need a toaster, but the next, it might be a garbage bin, a towel, or maybe a new stack of xmas cards because I LOST THE STACK THAT WAS READY TO MAIL WITH ALL THE ADDRESSES (I'm glad I was too lazy to put the stamps on - see, procrastination pays off now AND later).

Anyhow, I bought a toaster, and a rice cooker today - I'm so glad I cheaped out on the rice cooker, I just tested it and it makes the same good rice as any japanese elephant brand (zoirushikishahsikdi?) and it can be used as a steamer for other things... why would you spend 200$ on the cooker, I will never understand. 

I might have to return the toaster because I think a toaster oven may be better. I need help here. Toaster? Toaster Oven?