Sunday, July 12, 2009

on living alone!

Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

So I was supposed to go live with my friend at her place after my lease is up. Her parents own a house in T-dot and she's living there alone, so I figured, why not - she's got the space, rent will be cheap. Finally, some other things got in the way so I'm renewing my lease at the current place instead. 700 sqft all for myself.

Here's some suggested activities when you have an apartment alone:
- random Sunday-morning "chores helper" sake shots,
- walking around nude, after shower, or after work, whichever comes first,
- dancing to boom boom music like a dumbass,
- All of the above together.

Also. I felt guilty about all the meat and alkie in the fridge. I restocked some rabbit food and ate salad today, and did some yogahhhh. Anyhow... turns out I got a little taste of freedom and I don't think I can share an apartment anytime soon.

Now somebody call 9-1-1 shawty fire burning on the dance floor, oh-oh!

5 comments:

  1. You forgot:

    -pooping with the door open (while naked).

    ReplyDelete
  2. (J'ai du m'y prendre a 3 fois avant de perfectionner la joke.)

    Where's my edit button !?!?

    Oh, there she is: http://www.facebook.com/people/Edith-Button/612353646

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL Chris you have to stop camera-stalk me :D

    ReplyDelete
  4. 10 years and counting.

    I know you like the back of my (poker) hand.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Damn, I just came up with a better one.

    I know you like the back of my (po-po-po-poker) hand.

    ReplyDelete